[sototallyineffable]

Crowley’s face when Aziraphale says “luck of the devil” is so priceless

[eccentricthornback]

“Why is this happening?”

[nortism]

one of my favourite things about bbc ghosts is it’s ability to make you care deeply about characters with less than five minutes of screen time

[voidwashere]

rip thomas thorne you would have loved the dark curls/watercolor eyes tiktok trend

[lesbianwillbond]

made my own ghosts series 5 bingo 👍👍 put too much work into it lol but it cute i think. everyone should make one of these i think

[thatgordongirl]

Violently shaking in excitement at the idea of another Captain backstory episode

[swallow-wind]

Finally started watching BBC Ghosts last week! Thomas listening to The Cure will never not be funny to me.

[nortism]

it sucks being crazy about a ship who’s faces are never in the same frame, one of them’s always got to have their back to the camera

[forgottenwarehouse]

I now disagree with that post that went something like "to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone" because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said "hey bro...literally me when im making pizza..." He was in fact making a pizza, that's our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.

[fairydustskies]

just because i can’t explain my relationship with gender in a way that makes sense to you does not make it any less real

[vocodertests]

Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office

[vocodertests]

Reading guide

• "Mr president" = me
• "The oval office" = my room
• "Their", "masquito" = errors for comedic effect

Behind the scenes

This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard

[the-stray-liger]

Im sorry but the mental image of someone's packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick

[the-stray-liger]

Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club

[the-stray-liger]

Joke's on you all my posts are flops. You'll never get me

[the-stray-liger]

Uh oh.

[the-stray-liger]

your brain is filled with eyes op

[spaghetti-trek]

your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground

[reparadordp]

[dingbat-fonts]

Why are the Muppets and MCR grouped together? Slay

[emetophoria]

i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week

[emetophoria]

i hope your tuesday is fine